The Pursuit of Happyness

"Don't ever let somebody tell you you can't do something. Not even me. You got a dream, you gotta protect it."

"If you want somethin' go get it. Period."

"This part of my life... this little part... is called happiness."

"You got a dream, you gotta protect it."

"Don't ever let somebody tell you you can't do something."

"Maybe happiness is something that we can only pursue. And maybe we can actually never have it."

"When I had children, my children were gonna know who their father was."

"If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer, I'm gonna tell you that I don't know."

"I know how to find the answer, and I'll find the answer."

"He must have had on some really nice pants."

"Probably means there's a good chance I can get a bone density scan."

"I was behind on my taxes. One day, I left a taxi in front of the park, and the driver took off with all my possessions."

"You wanna hear something funny? There was no happiness in my life. There was only pursuit."

"I gotta go to work."

"You have a dream, and I have a dream."

"Hey. Don't move. Just stand there. Don't move."

"This is me, part of an internship program. We hold a contest at the end, and the winner gets a job."

"I'm gonna make this up to you, okay?"

"You're a good papa."

"Never let anyone tell you differently."

"It was right then that I started thinking about Thomas Jefferson, the Declaration of Independence and the part about our right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."

"And I remember thinking: How did he know to put the pursuit part in there?"

"That maybe happiness is something that we can only pursue."

"And maybe we can actually never have it, no matter what."

"I just have two questions for you: What do you do, and how do you do it?"

"Just filling out a check, paying some bills and a parking ticket."

"Possibly means we might or we might not."

"It's not "H-A-P-P-Y-N-E-S-S" Happiness is spelled with an "I" instead of a "Y""

""Fuck" is spelled right but you shouldn't use that word."

"It's, um, an adult word used to express anger and, uh, other things."

"There was a man who was drowning, and a boat came, and the man on the boat said "Do you need help?""

"Then another boat came and he tried to help him, but he said "No thanks, God will save me", then he drowned and went to Heaven."

"Then the man told God, "God, why didn't you save me?""

"It means we're not going to the game."

"Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes, Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes!"