The Princess Bride

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

"I don't envy you the headache you'll have when you awake."

"There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world."

"It would be a pity to damage yours."

"I told you I would always come for you."

"All it can do is delay it for a while."

"This will all soon be but a happy memory, because Roberts' ship Revenge is anchored at the far end."

"I myself am often surprised at life's little quirks."

"You see, what I told you before about saying "please" was true."

"It intrigued Roberts, as did my descriptions of your beauty."

"He said, "All right, Westley, I've never had a valet."

"To think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned."

"You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces."

"With eyes like the sea after a storm."

"And the Dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners."

"But how is that possible, since he's been marauding twenty years and you only left me five years ago?"

"If we surrender and I return with you, will you promise not to hurt this man?"

"He is a sailor on the pirate ship Revenge."

"I thought you were dead once and it almost killed me."

"I could not bear it if you died again, not when I could save you."

"Every ship but your four fastest, you mean."