Russell Crowe

"What we do in life echoes in eternity."

"I've always believed in numbers. In the equations and logics that lead to reason. But after a lifetime of such pursuits, I ask, what truly is logic? Who decides reason? My quest has taken me through the physical, the metaphysical, the delusional, and back. And I have made the most important discovery of my career. It is only in the mysterious equations of love that any logical reasons can be found."

"There has to be a mathematical explanation for how bad your tie is."

"Find a truly original idea. It is the only way I will ever distinguish myself."

"Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity."

"There's no point in being nuts if you can't have a little fun."

"Perhaps it is good to have a beautiful mind, but an even greater gift is to discover a beautiful heart."

"In competitive behavior, someone always loses."

"I have respect for beer."

"I can't fail. This is all I am."

"Adam Smith needs revision."

"Governing dynamics, gentlemen. Governing dynamics. Adam Smith... he was wrong."

"Constantly."

"You are not real! There is no mission! I am not a soldier!"

"Are you not entertained?"

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius."

"Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

"Strength and honor."

"Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."

"What we do in life echoes in eternity."

"Marcus Aurelius had a dream that was Rome, Proximo. This is not it. This is not it."

"At my signal, unleash hell."

"The frost. Sometimes it makes the blade stick."

"Not yet. Not yet."

"Rise. Rise."

"It is the only way I will ever distinguish myself."

"It is the only way I will ever…matter."

"Your aggressive moves towards me indicates that you feel the same way."

"However, ritual requires that we engage in a number of platonic activities before we have sex."

"I am proceeding with those activities when, in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible."

"I've always believed in numbers and the equations and logics that lead to reason."

"But after a lifetime of such pursuits, I ask: 'What truly is logic?'"

"My quest has taken me through the physical, the metaphysical, the delusional…and back."

"You're the only reason I am…you are all my reasons."

"I don't exactly know what I'm required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me, but could we assume that I said all that?"