Orlando Bloom / John Rhys-Davies

"And you have my bow. And my axe."

"Soon, Master Elf, you will enjoy the fabled hospitality of the Dwarves: roaring fires, malt beer, red meat off the bone."

"Nor a sign of a quarry of what a bare rock can tell!"

"Give me your name, Horse-master, and I shall give you mine."

"It's true you don't see many Dwarf women."

"In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they're often mistaken for Dwarf men."

"This in turn has given raise to the belief that there are no women."

"And that Dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground!"

"Or would you like me to find you a box?"

"Shoot him, stick an arrow in his gob!"

"Have you learned nothing of the stubbornness of Dwarves?"