Justin Timberlake

"A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion dollars."

"A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie, but he's too embarrassed to shop for it at a department store."

"He comes up with an idea for a high end place that doesn't make you feel like a pervert."

"He gets a $40,000 bank loan, borrows another $40,000 from his in-laws, opens a store, and calls it Victoria's Secret."

"Makes a half million dollars his first year."

"He starts a catalog, opens three more stores, and after five years, he sells the company to Leslie Wexner and the Limited for four million dollars."

"Except two years later, the company's worth 500 million dollars, and Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge."

"Poor guy just wanted to buy his wife a pair of thigh highs."

"You are probably going to be a very successful computer person."

"But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd."

"And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that won't be true."