Julia Roberts

"I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."

"Well, a shot at it, at least, huh?"

"I've been on a diet every day since I was nineteen, which basically means I've been hungry for a decade."

"I've had a series of not-nice boyfriends, one of whom hit me."

"Ah, and every time I get my heart broken, the newspapers splash it about as though it's entertainment."

"And it's taken two rather painful operations to get me looking like this."

"No one has said "whoopsidaisies" for fifty years and even then it was only just little girls with blonde ringlets."

"Time was I'd have done the same thing."

"I just wanted to apologize for my friend - he's very sensitive."

"I'm sure you didn't mean any harm, I'm sure it was just friendly banter, I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts."

"The thing that's so irritating is that now I'm so totally fierce when it comes to nudity clauses."