Billy Crystal

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

"Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching."

"I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals."

"If it's either (a) or (c), please call me back."

"I know, you're probably one of those cheerful people who dot their "i's" with little hearts."

"When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first."

"That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends."

"A fleeting thought that drifts in and out of the transom of your mind."

"Look, when the shit comes down, I'm gonna be prepared and you're not, that's all I'm saying."

"With whom did you have this great sex?"

"No, no, you did not have great sex with Sheldon."